Post by Rob-Il-Sor on Jan 8, 2007 22:52:35 GMT 10
*OFFICIAL NOTICE* by the Government of the Province of Gulbar
The Province of Gulbar is one of the few independent nations located within Victoria, Australia, if not the only one.
Tired of the false mainstream religions and rat infested take-away foods of the city, people move to Gulbar for a healthy lifestyle and a chance to lose their uniqueness to become one with the crowd, which is how life should be led. This lifestyle is known to reward one simply by knowing that the more work that is put in, the happier the authorities are.
New residents are also asked to rid themselves of their past religions that made them the heathens they are. Citizens of Gulbar should not worship gods, they should worship the Government, as that is all that matters. It is common knowledge to all in Gulbar that if they do not please the Proud Men and Women in the Government, they will lose all they have and may very well die. Without the support it receives, the ground will tremble, the stars will die and the sewerage networks will overflow. These are just some of the things that the Government is responsible for, to not support the Government is to ask the world to stop.
The Government Authorities at this stage are:
- Rub-Sar-Il, he who controls the ground. That means anything that touches or is the ground in Gulbar is also his.
- Rob-Il-Sor, he who controls the skies. Planes, helicopters and our excellent team of sky divers and acrobats are under His control.
It is important to note that the Province of Gulbar is still a developing nation. Although small at the moment it one day hopes to be an entire empire where Honour and support for one's nation mean everything. Only you, the citizens of a depressing world, can change that. Please support our cause and you shall live a healthy life in the safe Province of Gulbar.