Three leader positions vacant!

[Rub-Sar-Il]

*OFFICIAL NOTICE* by the Government of the Province of Gulbar

The Province of Gulbar seeks three outstanding and dedicated leaders to overlook the three elements of Ground, Sky and Sea. You are to your designated army through training and the battlefield with your exceptional skills, and are required to bring honor to the Province of Gulbar. Initially, guidance will be provided by the mighty Overlords of Gulbar but you are expected to develop and improve your skills quickly.

The three vacancies are as follows:

The Red Baron: Guardian of the Skies.
Ghengis Khan: Guardian of the Land.
The Black Baron: Guardian of the Seas.

To apply, answer the following questions:

Name:
Age:
Hobbies:
Technological skills:
Previous experience under a dictatorship?
Which position are you applying for?
What makes you a credible leader?

Note: You may not always get your prefered position.

[mravatar]

Hi there!
My name is Mr Avatar and I am just filling out your form below, preferably to become Ghengis Khan.

Name: Mister Avatar (Mr for short)
Age: 106
Hobbies: Mass-burning rabbits
Technological skills: Can use a hammer, and many sub-technologies of the hammer including the nail but exclusive of the screw, and exclusive of some types of nail.
Previous experience under a dictatorship? I was in Germany in the 1940's, I was one of Hitler's many 'hidden' advisors who always remained out of the media light *grumble grumble*. More recently I served under the John Howard regime, including as a Poll-counter, miscounting in His favour.
Which position are you applying for? The Ghengis Khan position.
What makes you a credible leader? Nothing, really.

[Rob-Il-Sor]

*OFFICIAL NOTICE* by the Government of the Province of Gulbar

We will consider it Mr Avatar, but we also hope you are taking this seriously. IF you are from Germany and IF you were a part of the Howard regime we would require you to get rid of all ties with either government. We don't want any Howard spies in our country.

[mravatar]

I am very much tired of the lies and deceit spread by our governments and have been looking for a place to migrate away from the Howard Dictatorship and Germany.

Hail Hitler!